This day is

Welcome to the Dank Dark Maze
That is my Brain

WARNING!!

This WebSite contains excessive creative writing.

To all you illiterates out there, that means:
Many words & lots of big ones, too.

If you don't like to read...
or move your lips when you do...

GET OUT OF HERE!

If you cannot read,
how the hell did you get on the Internet
in the first place?

Behind the Old 8-Ball... Again

Please Note:

This WebSite contains thought provoking materials
of an adult nature,
intended for individuals that do not think like mindleless drones.

You MUST have the cognitive ability of more than a sweet potato
to access this site.

Misrepresenting your I.Q. in order to gain access
may be a violation of your grade school diploma...
if you ever graduated from anything in your life.

If you do not possess the brainpower of at least a 4-Watt light bulb,
you must leave this WebSite NOW.

Access is available only to those
who accept the following terms and conditions:

* I think like an adult and have the legal right to view and possess
quality literature within my community and/or zip code.

* I do not find the imagery, depictions or vocalizations
of mature situations or other warped failures
to be offensive or objectionable.

* I will not exhibit these ideas to minors or anyone else
whom might be easily confused or bored by them.

* No one completely understands the ever-changing
literary standards and obscenity laws
within any zip code, site or region.
Mark Corrington is solely responsible for his WebSite
and, yes, he is trying his best here.
Cut him a little slack, huh?

* I am not a law enforcement agent, a member of the clergy,
a government employee, a schoolteacher,
a reporter or anyone else with a wild hair up my butt.

* I am not a minor
that has trouble reading more than two sentences
or keeping one thought in my head.

* This WebSite does not contain girlie pictures
that I can download for 'indoor sports' later.

* I have been known to read a book on occasion.
And finish it, too.

* I will file no charges or lawsuits against the owner of this WebSite.
He has no money, so what's the point?

* I will not sell and/or redistribute the contents of this WebSite
for any form of profit.
If Mark Corrington can't get any cash for his works,
neither will I.

* I will not attempt to hack this WebSite
or try to screw it up in any way.
As for security and/or access features...
What security and/or access features?

If I use these services in violation of the above agreement,
I understand that I may be
in violation of the terms and conditions of this WebSite
as well as state, local, and federal laws
and am solely responsible for my actions.
By entering from this page
or by logging on to the following pages in any other way,
I will have released and discharged
the providers, owners and creators of this WebSite
from any and all liability which might arise.

That legal mumbo-jumbo should cover everyone's butts.

OK?

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