- Katherine Hepburn (1909 - ?), American actress
What a marvelous little fantasy about how our tax dollars could... and should... work. And practice makes perfect... or, in most men's cases, a noticeable improvement.
The moral to this fable? Men believe they are more sexually knowledgeable than they really are. They need practice in not only manipulating feminine bodies but their own as well. Too bad society castrates males by denying them such outlets for their lusts by making them taboo.
Men's basic needs aren't wrong. They just require refinement. The crime here is not allowing men to practice their 'skills' with the 'tools' God gave them. The catch is, men cannot experience the warmth and soul of a woman from adult books, magazines and videos. Partners are needed before partnerships can be forged.
Society is the one with its head up its ass. It has to be changed because human nature cannot. Prostitution is the world's oldest profession, having outlasting hundreds of so-called civilized civilizations. There is a reason for that. People require sexual intimacy in their daily lives. Taxes are but once a year... although both involve a fair amount of lying. If our society doesn't evolve and accept prostitution as a part of the human equation, it is our system of meddling government and misplaced morality that will become extinct, not sex for hire.
As for you ladies...
Women think they can teach their male partners to be as emotionally sensitive as they are. They'd have better luck teaching a house cat to whistle. Gals, when it comes to your men, lower your expectations. Have sex with them as much as possible but save your lengthy conversations for your girl friends. If your man puts his dirty laundry into the hamper instead of dropping it on the floor and if he puts a fresh liner into the trash can after he takes out the garbage, rejoice. He is superior to 99% of all other males... and is already working at his highest capacity. Don't push him over the edge by explaining 'Your Needs' to him. It will only fry his brain.
And, gals, treat your men to a blowjob once in a while. It'll do both of you a world of good.
